[ His... his kitty claws. The pained look on Broca's face at that particular turn of phrase doesn't indicate he has become any more inclined to sink his kitty claws anywhere right now.
The change of direction from her wanting to break down the door, to her insisting they don't is really--
Actually that part reminds him a little bit of a friend of his who would change his mind at the drop of a hat too. But it doesn't make Broca sound any less baffled when he points out something here. ]
You were the one that wanted to force your way out?
[ He's at least no longer making moves towards the door with intent to destroy it. ]
Don't judge the ebb and flow of my feminine whims.
[There is nothing feminine about it; her mind is chaotic and tumultuous, unique to her]
Y'know, not at least pretending you're considering it is doing to do irreparable damage to my delicate psyche. If you want to bust down the door, you should be all 'No, I must resist! This is not the appropriate situation to kiss a lady, no matter how beautiful and rad! I must protect your honor!' or something like that.
[Her 'delicate psyche' is anything but and she will be fine.]
[ His ears press back against his head in confusion, brow furrowed as he continues to struggle to figure how they ended up here.
Not in the closet, mind you (though that's a good question too), but having this particular conversation given how this all started.
He could reassure her that it's nothing personal. He could play along with what she apparently wants now. However... ]
Do you have honor to protect?
[ The worst part isn't that wording of the question sounds rude and dismissive. The worst part is he still sounds genuinely confused and unsure about all of this, which gives the painful suggestion that he's dead serious in his asking.
This man has self admitted to never having had a girlfriend before. Does it show? ]
@travailler
[ His... his kitty claws. The pained look on Broca's face at that particular turn of phrase doesn't indicate he has become any more inclined to sink his kitty claws anywhere right now.
The change of direction from her wanting to break down the door, to her insisting they don't is really--
Actually that part reminds him a little bit of a friend of his who would change his mind at the drop of a hat too. But it doesn't make Broca sound any less baffled when he points out something here. ]
You were the one that wanted to force your way out?
[ He's at least no longer making moves towards the door with intent to destroy it. ]
no subject
[There is nothing feminine about it; her mind is chaotic and tumultuous, unique to her]
Y'know, not at least pretending you're considering it is doing to do irreparable damage to my delicate psyche. If you want to bust down the door, you should be all 'No, I must resist! This is not the appropriate situation to kiss a lady, no matter how beautiful and rad! I must protect your honor!' or something like that.
[Her 'delicate psyche' is anything but and she will be fine.]
no subject
Not in the closet, mind you (though that's a good question too), but having this particular conversation given how this all started.
He could reassure her that it's nothing personal. He could play along with what she apparently wants now. However... ]
Do you have honor to protect?
[ The worst part isn't that wording of the question sounds rude and dismissive. The worst part is he still sounds genuinely confused and unsure about all of this, which gives the painful suggestion that he's dead serious in his asking.
This man has self admitted to never having had a girlfriend before. Does it show? ]