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@broca
28 / male / i don't care / 7♥︎
28 / male / i don't care / 7♥︎
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My Self-Summary
I'm not interested in talking about myself here. If you want to learn about me, fine. Do it in person.
I plan to leave this place as soon as I can.
I'm decent at handicrafts, woodworking, retrofitting and other types of customizations.
Favorite Books: Don't have one
Favorite Movie: Don't have one
Favorite Music: Most music is fine
Favorite Food: Siracusan cuisine
I'm not interested in a partner. I will have sex with you if it helps us both.
Height
189cm
Body Type
I exercise regularly
Smokes
No
Drinks
Decent wine, whiskey or vodka
Drugs
No
Sign
-
Education
-
Occupation
Rhodes Island Operator
Income
-
Children
No
Pets
No
Hobbies
Crafting, woodworking, retrofitting, reading
01. WINE OR BEER
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
.05 TITS OR ASS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Wine
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
Neither
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Shower
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Don't care
.05 TITS OR ASS
Either
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
Coffee
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Doesn't matter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
I refuse to answer this
Personality Type
Your full personality type code is INTJ-T
Your full personality type code is INTJ-T
ENERGY
82%
introverted
MIND
61%
intuitive
NATURE
54%
thinking
TACTICS
63%
judging
IDENTITY
54%
turbulent
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Don't patronize me.
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Or else?
[Neener-neener. Broca, the longer you take to figure out this is what he likes... after a moment, another message bubble follows.]
How is your collection coming along?
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[ But if he really needs it to be, he supposes it can become one. Not that this would help him in the long run. To be fair though, it isn't like he's listened to Matoba's threats either. ]
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It isn't.
[ He had a bit of a uh... a wild start here, but he's slowed down since then. A couple cards collected since his last meeting with Matoba, but not many. ]
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[Yes, now he's here to critique your pace, on top of your technique.]
Aha! Is that why you are advertising now? These dating profiles are quite useful, indeed. Though, as I have no such worries, I prefer to use them for work.
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God though is Matoba really here to brag to Broca about how much more sex he's having? Maybe he should take things back and start actually making threats. ]
Good for you.
[ He refuses to take this bait! ]
Your exorcist work?
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[Anyway, yea.]
That's right. After all, this resort is rife with malicious spirits and unguarded humans. An excellent business opportunity.
So, Broca-san, if you find yourself troubled by some nasty little shadow, don't be shy about contacting me. I'll even give you a good deal as a repeat customer.
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I'm not bothered by that sort of thing. As long as they don't try to kill me, I can ignore them.
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And if they did, would you find yourself defenseless?
I can do something about that.
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Depends, I guess.
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Are you unaccustomed to helplessness? [Normal dating app questions]
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For the most part I can.
[ He doesn't address the question. ]
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Were you displeased with my services the last time?
[Not his professional ones; but now, he feels that there's something of a similarity between the two. Now that he knows the key.]
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It seems unrelated regardless.
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My body for your relief, in exchange for another chance at you. It isn't a trade I made on a whim, Broca-san. I think that you know that quite well, given that you have demonstrated an awareness to not let your guard down around me.
Tell me. Why do you think that I made you that offer?
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[ Sometimes he's smart. Sometimes he picks up on things quickly.
But the brain cell rattling around in his head also sometimes free floats without hitting on a proper thought from time to time too.
His only defense is that Matoba has clearly stated that they still get payouts for repeat hookups. ]
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[Has Broca ever received a text so brief that nonetheless carried such palpable disappointment--]
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What's the reason then?
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It would be in your best interest to learn how to guess the motivations of others in this resort as quickly as possible, kitty-cat.
[Teach a cat to fish, and all that.]
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Even if you say it that way, isn't it just the same as refusing to answer?
It doesn't matter if I know someone's exact motive anyway, as long as I can tell if they'll be a problem for me or not.
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That said, I can appreciate a simple outlook like that. I don't think it will serve you well in a place like this, though.
You're improving, but you're not quite there. Yet.
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Excuse me?
[ Improving? ]
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If you don't understand why, that is also a part of self-study. Not to worry. I wouldn't bother informing you if I thought you lacked the capacity for it.
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